May 2011
A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke? →
afternoonsnoozebutton:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…
When you notice people are reblogging posts from...
sirlestrange:
Empire Magazine’s Harry Potter Celebration
followandreblog:
if you have a heart, reblog this.
this-is-my-life-lacy:
Zachary Allen Williams; Age 12; brown hair; heavier set; is missing in the Joplin, MO Tornado and his family is desperately looking for him. I have reposted a pic of him please keep his family in your prayers while they search for him!! praying!!
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!!!!
Reblog if you believe in God.
Reasons why we love Capitan Jack Sparrow...
nicolefuckyeah:
His run:
The fact he is such a pussy at times:
His ability to wear shit loads of eyeliner and still look sexy:
His cheeky little smile:
And finally, almost everything he says has to do with drinking:
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM.
That Awkward Moment When You Try To Put Your Straw...
fun-as-flapjacks:
syaficshaari:
OMG THIS ALL THE TIME.
That awkward moment when you're talking about...
youjustwaitandsee:
Reblog if you want NEW amazing followers
afmissile:
Reblog, & watch your followers grow.
Write me a letter and put it into my ask.
captivating1:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
...
The fastest way to tie a shoe.
fuckyea-jaydah-krystal-hmu:
jade-monaee:
TEACH ME.
I NEED TO LEARN THIS
^
Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend,...
up-up-and-awaayy:
ohh god i couldnt help my self
Normal people going to the kitchen to drink water...
Me going to the kitchen to drink water at night:
SEE WHAT ANONYMOUS PEOPLE INBOX YOU
-beautifulpeople:
fashionaffection:
BLACK = I want a relationship
GREEN = I think you’re cute
MAROON = I am a banana
PURPLE = I miss you
ORANGE = I really like you
RED = I love you
YELLOW = You are amazing
BLUE = You are sexy
PINK = I want you but I’m taken
GREY = We need to talk more
GAME
c’mon anon
Trying to be serious when you're pranking your...
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
listentososa:
so much.
When Someone Meets Me:
thegirlfromthatplace:
They think I’m all shy like:
But then they get to know me and I’m more like:
